having a Barbie moment

Needs this hat

not bad looking

remind me about this in october

there is literally nothing sexier than nemo.

cookie monster is close tho

Pros:
-May clean your house if you pretend it’s all a part of some saucy roleplay
-This is a pretty quintessential male fantasy
-Her look is exotic but not “scary exotic”

Cons:
-Probably more focused on eternal war against dust bunnies than your happiness
-May have a French impression that sounds vaguely like Steve Martin in The Pink Panther
-You’re sort of betraying America by not finding love with her Latin American counterpart

Stocking up the shop

americanapparel:

The Tank Thong. 2010.

I laugh at people who DON’T wear bodysuits

#tanlines

patent for jack and the beanstalk?

(Source: contextfreepatentart)

these are my fancy clothes

(via givesgoodface)

yall heard that new solange shit? such a hipster.

(Source: robroyalty, via anniegee)

claire-eckstrom:

tips tips im full of tips