having a Barbie moment
Needs this hat
not bad looking
remind me about this in october
there is literally nothing sexier than nemo.
cookie monster is close tho
Pros:
-May clean your house if you pretend it’s all a part of some saucy roleplay
-This is a pretty quintessential male fantasy
-Her look is exotic but not “scary exotic”
Cons:
-Probably more focused on eternal war against dust bunnies than your happiness
-May have a French impression that sounds vaguely like Steve Martin in The Pink Panther
-You’re sort of betraying America by not finding love with her Latin American counterpart
Stocking up the shop
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patent for jack and the beanstalk?
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these are my fancy clothes
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Bearing Water: January 31 Birthday Profile -
Aquarians born on January 31 have eccentric perspectives. They’re charismatic and can charm just about anyone. What may appear to be egotism is a simple appreciation for their gifts and talents. They are intelligent, yet their brilliance can be undermined by foolish choices.
Friends and Lovers
astrology; you are soooo insightful
yall heard that new solange shit? such a hipster.
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tips tips im full of tips